Momspreading


can be seen in any public sp-ce, usually on buses or other place people like to sit down. very similar to manspreading, but involves bags and other things carried by mothers to care for their little darlings, usually in excess.
i would really like to sit down, but that b-tch has a serious momspreading situation going on there.

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