MOMSWHOMS


the “muted open mouthed smiling with hand over mouth sn-gg-r” laugh that one does when something distateful and/or painfull befall someone else.

pr-nounced ‘mom-schwams’.
“dude, katie totally kicked dave in the nuts, and the whole bar was totally momswhoms.”

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