Momturbate


to m-st-rb-t- while s-xually fantasizing about one’s own mother.
ignacio: i always feel so guilty after i momturbate on friday nights.
jose: you should, bro. that’s nasty!
ignacio: i know man, but she has such firm, voluptuous, mouth-watering knockers!
jose: o_o

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