mom’zoning
kind of like friend zoning, but instead of calling them your friend.. you’re calling them mom.
significant boy: “alright, mom!”
significant girl: “omg did you just mom zone me?! we’re over.”
significant boy: “that’s right. that’s mom’zoning.”
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