mon petite merde


a french phrase meaning, “my little sh-t”, in english. often used by ryan gosling as a term of endearment.
1. “i start jostling whenever i think about mon pet-te merde, especially when i’m in english cl-ss.”

2. “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? thou art more lovely and more temperate; rough winds do not shake the darling buds of mon pet-te merde.”

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