Monampdextrous
the ability to clap one hand. derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.
attention wh-r-: look! i can write with both hands!
“your mom joke”-teller: you can jack two d-cks with both hands.
smart-ss (ignoring joke teller): but can you clap with one hand?
a-wh-r-: how the f-ck can you clap one hand?
smart-ss: i guess you’re not >monampdextrous<. -begins clapping- "your mom joke"-teller: lulz. it looks like a sock puppet!
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