moncaster-young
the pure definition of being person who loves jam, prepares a quiche for sharing everyday, and is never seen outside without a biscuit.
that big ginger dude there? yeah, he’s obviously a moncaster-young, you can see the jam pouring out of his pockets, his backpack full of quiche, and handful of digestives.
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