monday bag


when you wake up on mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-sorry man, jessica and i were having s-x

nice! did you use a condom?
-couldn’t find one, so i used a monday bag

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