Monday Muddbutt
happens during football season. after a long sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc… you wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. the poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quant-ties of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. the first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddb-tt. you could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
“only thing i hate about football sunday is the monday muddb-tt!”
happens during football season. after a long sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc… you wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. the poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quant-ties of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. the first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddb-tt. you could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
“only thing i hate about football sunday is the monday muddb-tt!”
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