Monday Mudslide
the diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
boss: “late to work on a monday again phil?”
me: “sorry but i had a monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn’t clean the bowl afterward.”
culver’s drive thru girl: “hi welcome to culver’s, would you like to try our flavor of the day monday mudslide?”
me: “i already had one this morning so no thanks but i’ll take a hot fudge sundae”
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