Monday Zombie


a term to describe a person didn’t sleep on sunday.
phil: hey jim
jim: yeah phil
phil: did you see bob?
jim: yeah
phil: whats up with him today?
jim: oh he didn’t sleep last night
phil: oh he’s a monday zombie

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