Mondaying


the act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. named for the day that most people do the deed itself. mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work – whenever people walk past.
i was totally mondaying all day today.

i was hungover and couldn’t be bothered; i just mondayed.

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