Mondo Handshake


while having -n-l s-x with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her v-g-n- and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
i was having s-x with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so i reached around and fisted her equally lose v-g-n- and squeezed my p-n-s through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!

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