Money Badger


someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous honey badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
matt: the bcs college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn’t give oklahoma state the shot they deserved this year, and kansas state got screwed out of a big bowl game too.

jodi: i thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??

matt: yeah, right? the bcs is a d-mn money badger.

jodi: money badger?

matt: yeah, i know you saw that youtube video on the honey badger right? well……bcs don’t care, bcs wants it’s money, bcs don’t give a sh-t about oklahoma state or kansas state, they’ll steal money from anybody they can.

jodi: (laughing) i see, it’s a bad thing…..playoff please!!
representative paul ryan from wisconsin, who is known for a budget that he claims will preserve current government programs without bankrupting the nation.
even though the congress and the president made claims regarding stimulating the economy, the money badger did a thorough -n-lysis that refuted their -ssertions.

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