Money church


noun: a dubious religious ent-ty that is usually out to only collect money from its followers under the guise of mysterious knowledge and secrets, often withheld with the promise that as more money is given more secrets will be revealed.

often frequented or promoted by celebrities like a religion-of-the-month
despite their pleas to the contrary most people think of the church of scientology as either a cult or a money church using mumbo jumbo to manipulate more cash out of their believers.

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