money jar


when you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that’s build up on your p-n-s all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal it up with a 20 dollar bill inside for 6 months before asking some unexpecting bystander to open it.
hey man, i just mowed the lawn. i think i’m going to go make a money jar.

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