money mitter
a person who worships money, or over complains that they don’t have enough money. money mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. if you are a “money mitter”, then you are the father of an autistic son and live in levittown, li. one of the most popular money mitters are george w bush and edward iannielli.
business man: i have to go to the chase bank, withdraw money from the atm, and file tax returns at american mortgage & investment’s.
14 year old boy: are you a “money mitter”?
business man: what’s that?
14 year old boy: because you worship money like mr. krabs.
business man: i have to do these tax doc-ments, or else i will lose my job.
14 year old boy: that’s what an economy tax worker would do.
business man: well, that’s because i am a money mitter.
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