holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the ‘gram.
“holding money to your ear
there’s a disconnect
we don’t call that money over here” – jay-z. lyrics describing the money phone fad
the incest couple consisting of kristen and scott from total drama. boy: kriscott…more like krisnot! girl: lol! good one!
- hey its fred
the worlds only effective chat-up line. girl: “hi there” boy: “hey its fred!” girl: “give me you c*ck”
- wad vs fold
one either wads or folds toilet paper before using; no in between. before james entered the bathroom stall to take a satisfying dump, he had to think: “wad vs fold” for a brief moment before wiping.
- trans adult
when an adult either acts like a child or identifies as one example1: guy at bar: hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib girlfriend: shh someone will hear you he’s 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats. example 2: husband to wife: why is there a 40 […]
to be so uberly cool that it’s beyond cool, beyond awesome. better than schiff is uberschiff. 8-bit theatre is schiff. a skiff is someone who is dirty they’re just gross no matter what they do or how they look their just nasty its like someone who is just ew and they’re so dirrty you just […]