Mong – Newcastle Jets


a popular term used by squadron members at newcastle jets games.

1. when tw-ts in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.

2. when tw-ts stop singing when we are down a goal.

3. when tw-ts start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.

4. when tw-ts use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
mong – newcastle jets

squadron member 1: f-cking squadron mongs
squadron member 2: seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
squadron member 1: spose they were just ring in blokes
squadron member 2: most likely…i mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes

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