excessive / unnecessary disabled parking sp-ces – often used by the morbidly obese and those with (copd) smokers lung.
bl–dy mong parking – that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
- monkey five-oh
an obscure colloquism referring to the police (fuzz,pig,copper,etc.). origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to “hawaii 5-0” (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities -ssociated to low-ranking law enforcers. “…quick, turn down the music – monkey five-oh is right outside!”
a side-dish served with a chupaqueso at the popular taco bufa restaurant, as seen in the webcomic “schlock mercenary.” (www.schlockmercenary.com) literally, it means “fried monkeys.” it is likely something has been lost in the translation. would you like monosfritos with that?
- monstrous carbuncle
a hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of british national pride, probably built by a german contractor. comedy pyramid that new german-built monument of british pride is a monstrous carbuncle…
- purple dong
purple dong is an alcholic drink that has the thickness of c-m when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a p-n-s, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from minnesota. the ingredients are homemade by greg, and spencer, and by homemade we mean […]
- purple d*ld*
if you go to the police station bathroom in “san andreas” and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided d-ld- that you can pick up and beat people with hey, lets go beat the sh-t out of some b-tch with this purple d-ld-. a certain variety of d-ld- which some people […]