Mong Parking

excessive / unnecessary disabled parking sp-ces – often used by the morbidly obese and those with (copd) smokers lung.
bl–dy mong parking – that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.

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