Mongolian Chimney Sweep
the s-xual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies -ss, you flip her upside down and p–p into her gaping b-tt cavity.
last night i gave that sk-nk wh-r- the old mongolian chimney sweep and got cr-p all over the hotel.
a s-xual act performed following -n-l intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping -n-s and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their r-ct-m.
the mongolian chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.
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