mongolian facemask
when a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to p–p) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side re-ssembling a mongolian mustache. the partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others -sshole until they sh-t all over their face. they then let the sh-t dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
“hey thomas i really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!”
“thanks, kelly gave me a mongolian facemask.”
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