Mongolian love clutch
a s-xual position where a man is having -n-l s-x with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their r-ct-m tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure
so i heard you had s-x with deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch
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