Mongolian Mega Punch


when you stick one fist in a girl’s v-g-n- and the other in her -n-s. then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting harukan! harukan!
susie: gess what?
mary: what?
susie:myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
mary:ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

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