Mongolian Milkshake


a special drink before s-x that deals with s-xual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. this drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of sh-tty north philly chinese food the day before making the drink. step 1 is for both the partners to take turns sh-tting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. the other ingredients to the drink include urine (warm and hot), female period blood, a few days worth of s-m-n. enjoy!
i don’t know why i am throwing up, because man that mongolian milkshake i had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!

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