mongolian mudslide

careful preparation is crucial to successful execution of the mongolian mudslide:
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. chug a jug of exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.

when the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous bl-w j-b. when things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. the man then turns his attention to t-tty f-cking those now muddy mountains. when the man c-ms, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.

with some patience and practice, the mongolian mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family holiday card.
dude, did you see lester’s photo of his mongolian mudslide? it was like a f-ckin bob ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!