Mongolian Roulette
mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to p–p or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. i played a dangerous game of mongolian roulette on the way home from work, i got so close to losing i had to run into the bathroom
2. ive been playing mongolian roulette for the last half hour and i’m afraid i’m at the last chamber.
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