Mongolian Tombstone
the mongolian tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. the female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. after raising her head, she rests the man’s t-st-cl-s on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man’s gooch by licking. often, the mongolian tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
garrett: man, my gooch could use a good mongolian tombstone
eric: i remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
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