Mongoosia
a tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for his lost mate, otteria. lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in miami. mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep walt disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.
“aw man, i didn’t sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was mongoosia crying into his ovaltine.”
tourist: “hey mongoosia! why did otteria leave you?”
mongoosia: “i just got lazy, that’s all.” (starts crying)
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