mongosexual


mongos-xual: (adj.) ones self-realization that their confused state of s-xual ident-ty is a result of fb and a 1960s television series containing 7 very different people stranded on an island.
due to an odd situation, i had to admit my inability to have a relationship outside of fb, coupled with my addiction to a certain 1960s television series, leading me down a path of attempting some mongos-xual behavior.

lyrics by just frank 2012:

well it occurred ta me – juss laz nite
everybody out there – always wantin’ ta be right

they wanna tell me bout da way – dey usin’ dey junk
but it don’t confront me – how you leavin’ yo sp-nk

so i went to my girl – cuz she up on what’s down
i told her that i’m steppin’ off – but feelin’ like a clown

as everybody on da fb – got a label but me
wontcha hep a brotha out, now – and tells me what to be?

she say daddy you alright – but ya gettin’ kinda old
like a stale piece of white bread – wit a little bit o’ mold

if you wanna get real – and join the human race
you must look in the mirror – and see yo’ face

and know you mongos-xual – i say you mongos-xual

not tryin’ to disrespect ya – cuz i knows you got some taste
but everbody all around you – just a wantin’ dey sp-ce
when you mongos-xual!

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