Monitis


newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp r-ct-m pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. no cure is known. puerto rican’s brought the disease over into the united states while smuggling drugs. most prominent in the northeastern area of illinois due to the growing population of puerto ricans and drug use in that area.

” i have these symptoms”

“you have monitis”

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