monitor the core
take care of the family or deal with family business. stay home.
orig. homer simpson’s mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: “must monitor the core. must monitor the core. must….
jody: hey brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
brad: naw, must monitor the core.
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