monkalope


half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a “designer” and when questioned on issues becomes easily fl-stered.

although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

favorite food, bear claws.

has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.
the monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper b-lls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.

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