Monker


1.someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. it can take the place of any other word.
1.you’re such a monker.

2. go monker yourself, or you’re a sh-t monker.
a man who resembles a monkey
that guy looks a bit like a monkers
hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven’t seen in a while
i haven’t seen matt in like a year, he’s such a monker.
cute monkey like girlfriend
hey man i have a cute litter monker called sam!
short for monkey f-cker.
mon+ker=monker. used when someone is being a total -ss.
“he hung up on me! what a monker!”
man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.
johnny: hahaha check out that fat-ss over there.
joe: i know, you can see his monkers from hear!
johnny: no sh-t sherlock, they’re only like triple d’s.

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