Monkertron
a giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying ‘monkertron’ in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the lavatory shrews. the monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in ai as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say ‘lloyds’ while walking. a pungent odour often surrounds monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
winda – listen, you smell something?
toilets – oh yeh, it’s that stinking monkertron
monkertron – m-nk@rtr0n
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