Monkery
a punk rock band that has wailing guitars and power chords that just rock out loud
the monkery played at the bloomfield cafe.
the process by which a previously normal person undergoes a hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. after this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in asia) the person comes back chuck norris level bad-ss.
batman begins, training sequence. that was some serious monkery.
the 80’s had a lot of monkery going on as well. rocky iv training sequence, anything with van damme in it, and of course, hard to kill. his monkery was a coma.
absolute mayhem and stupidity. originated from a cross between the words monkey business and buffoonery.
“you boys stop that monkery this instant!”
after the game, the monkery that ensued was unspeakable.
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