monket


n.- cross between a monkey and a ferret, consisting of a monkey-like body and a ferret-like head.
babe, you looked like a monket and it scared me more than a little.
1. a small monk and/or monkey
2. an exclamaion
1. “i’m going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today”
2. “ow, monket! i stubbed my toe”
it is a small monkey. taken as a racial slang, it means a small black person, aka black child. also see niglet
oh look at that cute monket on the street. we should go feed it
1) a monkey like creature with no legs and a mullet.

2) can be used in a sentence to replace any noun.
1) holy h-ll that monket has a camero mullet!

2) i am going to beat my monket tonight.
a monkey-like creature with no legs.
oh no! that monket is about to steal our parsnip plantation!

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