Monkey Attack
a s-xual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. she grasps a p-n-s with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.
d-mn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.
being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. she accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. she then forcibly takes the banana.
i was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.
1.) when a monkey, chimp, or gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.
2.) when a monkey, chimp, or gorilla blames or abuses you violently.
3.) when a monkey, chimp, or gorilla tries to destroy you.
4.) a monkey, chimp, or gorilla military offensive strike.
oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bl–dy, and i don’t know my last name or where i live. not another monkey attack!
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