monkey blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man’s back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.

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