monkey bone


1) the little sticky-out bone just above your -sshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy
dude1: owww sh-t dude that f-ckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, f-cker.

i rented monkey bone from blockbuster
an extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. don’t watch it if you hated freddy got fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.
i still remember when i rented monkeybone…shawn b. and i laughed so hard, we almost choked to death…
a monkey’s hard c-ck. used for insults and lack of come backs.
-see monkeyhole

came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: you suck monkeybone.

boy 1: say what? that don’t make no sense.
boy 2: you’re so hard-headed.
random boy: yeah, you’re such a monkeybone.

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