monkey brains

when you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur d-ck in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain
“hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?” “sure why not”………..”eeeewwwwwww thats ur b-lls!”
when you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. you finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.
she was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. i suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 am.
grab the scr-t-m sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the t-st-cl-s. the result is a perfectly formed miniature “brain”.
dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.
the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs
hey check out my monkeybrains!
1) the act of showing ones t-st-cl-s to someone for amus-m-nt not s-xual grat-tude

2) when you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your b-lls
im gonna monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping
alternate name for chocolate-covered cherry cordials. so named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate sh-ll and the cherry. as you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey’s skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.
hot d-mn, grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for christmas!
plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey’s. semi-common in cincinnati (i know this because it’s where i’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though i ’mnot aware’f where).

the official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. i don’t know.
getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.

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