Monkey Breath
n.
a satirical news blog based in chicago, illinois
v.
1. to satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. to mock
hey, did you read monkey breath today?
dude, you just got monkey breathed!
a person with breath smells like monkeys urin and crack
that jew has monkey breath
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