monkey bump
the hardened raised area of a severe blow. usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. common amoung siblings.
when aggravated jon would inflict one h-ll of a monkey b-mp!
a playful name for a lady’s br–sts.
man: i’m bored.
lady: do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey b-mps?
man:
when two women rub grundles to stimulate cl-toral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been doc-mented grinding like its 1999.
jen “hey lisa, wanna monkeyb-mp”
lisa “of course i would!…syrup or jelly this time?”
the red b-mps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush
that chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey b-mps
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