Monkey Chuffer


after a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after sh-t that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i’m walking like a f-cking monkey chuffer.
one who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
john is a right monkey-chuffer!

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