Monkey crotch
a condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scr-t-m.
this results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.
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