monkey dick
breakfast sausage or sausage links. this term is used in military chow halls and prisons.
let’s cook eggs and monkey d-cks for breakfast.
colorful term for a vienna sausage, probably military slang. compare to foreskins on toast.
let’s open a can of monkey d-cks. i’m in the mood for pig in a blanket.
a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.
bluetooth guy: “yes jim, we are hitting an all time record on the charts! we should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad.”
random guy: “hey dude, are you talking to me?”
bluetooth guy: “no sir, i am not, i am on the phone.”
random guy: “you don’t look like you’re on the phone, pull that monkey d-ck out of your ear you f-g!”
bluetooth guy: “oh my, how atrocious you are! -faints-”
a p-n-s that is long but skinny or thin. a monkey d-ck is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.
1. john has a monkey d-ck, ewwwwww man!
2. dont be such a monkey d-ck.
3. wow, you’re such a f-g i bet you have a monkey d-ck.
4. what did it look like. well, he had a monkey d-ck.
an idiot,or dumb -ss
your such a monkey d-ck
someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.
that guy is such a monkeyd-ck
a black man’s c-ck that is around 12 inches or longer.
cam: yonna loves them monkey d-cks
chris: i can believe that for how loose that mother f-ckin kitty is.
paige: cam i hear u have a md?
cam: maybe maybe not!!!
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