monkey dust
perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently
an animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.
“monkey dust- bbc3 – 9:30 – tuesday (?) watch it!”
extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, -sshole, or nuts of an individual.
“that f-cker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!”
a very dark and sinister animated british comedy. it is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.
fbi 1: “we have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad”
fbi 2: “tell me what we’ve got here!”
fbi 1: “well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man”
fbi 2: “go to defcon 4, they’re playing with our minds”
asian extremist 1:”here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video”
asian extremist 2:”yea you left it on the table”
asian extremist 1:”oh sh-t i think i sent off the wrong video!”
noun: a street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
they can be swallowed, snorted or injected.
“yo jose, you got da monkeydust?”
“awww sh-t dawg, i ate them all. they were berry flavored”
“dammit.”
the lint that gets trapped in the hair on your nuts
she went down lick them, but she came up with a mouthfull of monkey dust
also known as pcp
a drug for the street slang talking druggies
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