monkey tree
those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
“monkey tree cant pinch back!”
monkey tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 winch street property. monkey tree is one of the brother trees, the other being leaf tree. monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two brothers, while leaf is more studious and mature. monkey was named by a young tanner mullaly. the charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend isabella o’connell.
“what tree was it?” “monkey tree, obviously. the tall one.”
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