monkey ear


an ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.
person1:
“have you seen the state of your hair?”
person2:
“what’s wrong with it?”
person1:
“your ears are poking out of ur hair, you’ve got a right monkey ear going on.”
person2:
“oh -rs-.”

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