Monkey Feathers
a term used a long time ago which now means ‘oh sh-t!’
monkeyman: monkey feathers!
weatherman: what happened?
monkeyman: my monkey has feathers!
featherman: that stinks.
monkeyman: no! it’s awesome! he can fly!
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